I am jealous of those that are crafty
They make something out of nothing at all
I am hopeless at painting
In fact I can’t even draw!
So many times I’ve been scuppered
By my lack of artistic prowess
I wish I could master home sewing
And knock up a beautiful dress
My hair looks totally unstylish
It is either up or it’s down
My makeup I keep understated
Or I’ll end up like Coco the Clown!
I love to get gorgeous flowers
But just plonk them straight in a vase
My presentation is seriously lacking
I won’t get any gold stars!
Although I will never be arty
I don’t consider it a curse
Because I can still be creative
By writing a few lines of verse!