I loved the prompt for Sacha’s Writespiration this week, where we are to write about when something is not what it seems!
Tonight he’s feeling lucky
As he chats to the blonde at the bar
She really is a stunner
The best looking girl by far
Her boobs are pert and rounded
Her teeth so pearly white
With hair so long and lustrous
And a bum so firm and tight.
They leave the bar together
And end up at her place
He knows what’s about to happen
And his heart begins to race
He starts to kiss her deeply
And his hands begin to roam
It was not what he expected
When he encounters silicone!
He moves on swiftly upwards
And runs his hands all through her hair
But it feels all hard and bumpy
With the extensions that are there!
His ardour is now waning
As he gropes her peachy bum
And encounters control knickers
That hide a wobbly tum!
This is not what he signed up for
There must be some mistake
This perfect looking woman
Was really just all fake!
Ha ha!
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Wow, I expected even something “more” different. Great take, sis 😄
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Thanks Erika 🙂
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You are welcome, Judy 😊
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He discovered Frankengirl!
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Definitely. Not the same girl he took home that’s for sure! 🙂
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Such a fun piece of writing. Really enjoyed it, Judy.
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Thanks Olga 🙂
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Lol!!@ sis that was classic!!!
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Thank you Sis! 🙂
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Fun! 🙂
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Not what it seems for sure. Funny, and a great poem.
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Thanks Oneta!
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Ha ha! Now that is good. Take a lesson ladies, get those control knickers off THE moment you get home!Excellent use of the prompt for a while I think my mind went the same direction as Erica’s, but your ending was better. X
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Funny and sad at the same time. To think what women go through to sustain the interest of men, while men allow themselves to go all pudgy and baggy-eyed. Thoroughly enjoyed the read.
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Hopefully no other surprises will be discovered, like finding out her name is really Kevin.
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Ha HA! 🙂
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I am so green with envy! I covet your poetry skills <3. This made me laugh out loud. You're sooooooo funny. And what a proper good lesson. ❤
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Thanks Sacha 🙂
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HILL-air-ee-us!!! Great poetry and full of irony and realism!
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Thanks Terri. Yes, my poems are usually pretty tongue-in-cheek but with that bit of realism in there! 🙂
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Love it! 🙂
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Thanks Debby! 🙂
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In stitches here 😂
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Us poor women go through all sorts to attract a partner then get busted when it comes down to the nitty gritty! 🙂
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I know exactly where you’re coming from, Judy 😀 Oh, I could tell you some stories…but I won’t (at least not on here). 😀
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Oooh, you know I shall pump you for gossip when I see you at the Bash! 🙂
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Ah, ha, ha! I love it! For a moment I thought the blonde would turn out to be a man. 😉
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Ha HA! I have already done that before! No this one was the false facade some women feel they have to create in order to attract a man, and the disappointment a man must feel when he realises it!
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Lol!
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False advertisement. Hilarious! *giggles*.
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Yes, it certainly is 🙂
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I loved this! Cleverly written, hilariously witty, such a great take on the Writespiration. And you made it rhyme on top of it all which is never an easy feat lol
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Thank you so much Jade, I am glad it made you smile 🙂
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Ha! Incredible write, Judy! Gave me quite the chuckle 😀
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Glad you enjoyed it Lori! I liked the story you wrote, but it did give me the creeps a bit, I can so imagine that scenario and the rising panic!
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My pleasure.. and thank you, Judy 🙂 yeah, it is a creepy situation for sure!
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Hello, and thanks for stopping by. I am Judy, in my (very) early fifties and decided that life definitely gets more interesting as it goes on! I am a wife and a mum and have just finished University as a Registered Nurse, after having worked as an Associate Practitioner in the NHS. I am also a poet and the author of my debut book, 'Rhymes of the Times.' I love to laugh, and I love rhyming words too, so I joined the two together, and my book was born. I am currently working on another book in the series also. I am a prolific blogger and enjoy writing funny stories, anecdotes, and anything really that takes my fancy.
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