There once was a young lady from Kent
Who lived for a year in a tent
But the scratchy brown grass
Was a pain in the arse
So she is refusing to pay all her rent!
There once was a young lady from Kent
Who lived for a year in a tent
But the scratchy brown grass
Was a pain in the arse
So she is refusing to pay all her rent!
haha! I see that you’re doing well with limericks as well. 😉
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HA! I did this one ages ago and just came across it as I was searching for something else! 🙂
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I liked it!
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Thanks Rob 🙂
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Love it! !! I love limericks!!!
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I love a limerick too, normally the ruder the better! 🙂
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That’s what limericks were made for!!!
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Definitely! 🙂
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Haha…. that was so cute and funny, Sis!!!!
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Adorable and so clever!
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Thanks, Debby 🙂
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Awesome! You’re so talented at poetry.
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Thank you, how lovely of you to say 🙂
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🙂 welcome
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LOL.
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Ha ha ha. Funny one, Judy. 😀
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Glad you liked it 🙂
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Very cute. I think I love limericks cause the structure of it makes it easier for me to write. And I’m all about easy…
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Yes I am too! 🙂
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This is funny. I like it. I could visualize her scratching away at her arse 😉
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Ha HA! 🙂
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😀 😀 😀
Wonderful limerick and I don’t blame her! 😉
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Ha HA! No, me neither! 🙂
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😀 😀 😀
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Hahahahahaha! Made me LOL!
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Glad you enjoyed that 🙂
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Love this! Want to add the next line? 🙂
A buxom young lady from Kent…
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Wanted to give up something for Lent
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She thought it’d be fun…
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To go for a run. ….
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A buxom young lady from Kent
Wanted to do something different for Lent
She thought it’d be fun
To go for a run
But jiggled wherever she went!
🙂
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Ha ha! Brilliant ending Al. 😆
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Excellent–made me smile!
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That’s good, that makes me happy 🙂
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rather an in-tents little ditty today, but nothing camp about it.
xxx Huge Hugs xxx
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HAHA! Love that! 🙂 Massive hugs xxx
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Ah ha, excellent Judy. Here’s one from the old man’s play book
A well hung your shaver from Kent
Worried his penis was bent
So to save himself trouble
He bent the thing double
And instead of coming he went
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HAHAHAHA! Oh, that is hilarious, Geoff! I love it. 🙂
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He had a filthy sense of humour!
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That is the best kind o f humour if you ask me! 🙂
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I love limericks and this is up there with the best! Brought a huge smile to my face!
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Thanks Terri! So glad that you enjoyed it 🙂
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Ah ha ha ha ha!
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Glad you enjoyed that one 🙂
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Hello, and thanks for stopping by. I am Judy, in my (very) early fifties and decided that life definitely gets more interesting as it goes on! I am a wife and a mum and have just finished University as a Registered Nurse, after having worked as an Associate Practitioner in the NHS. I am also a poet and the author of my debut book, 'Rhymes of the Times.' I love to laugh, and I love rhyming words too, so I joined the two together, and my book was born. I am currently working on another book in the series also. I am a prolific blogger and enjoy writing funny stories, anecdotes, and anything really that takes my fancy.
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