Now the Election is over
I am feeling rather bereft
Apart from the Prime Minister
All of the other main leaders have left!
What a shock the results were
Poor old Lib Dems lost out
UKIP didn’t do a lot better
And Labour suffered a rout!
So Cleggy got his comeuppance
For going back on his word
UKIP’s voters were useless
And Labour’s chances absurd!
The Scots all put their foot down
And voted for their own SNP
Nicola Sturgeon is happy
To win every seat there, bar three
So British Politics are changing
At the moment only one thing is clear
That Dave Cameron is running the country
For the others it’s all ended in tears!
Rhyme and No Reason! 