I have teamed up again with the talented Sandra (or Daffy as I like to call her), from Wild Daffodil to bring you another bit of silliness this Saturday.  Sandra is incredibly artistic and creative, and I just love the images she has created out of shells, stones and flowers.

One of the nicest things about Sandra’s blog is that you never know what she is going to get up to next, from beach art to knitted wigs, and mandalas to making spirals in her garden.

Daffy has been a bit naughty this week, and of course, I need no encouragement. We hope that our fun offering this week tickles your fancy!

When it comes to tending the garden

It is purely a matter of taste

Preening and pruning the foliage

Will stop you from feeling disgraced!

With a bit of trimming and strimming 

You can create a real work of art

Perhaps a Bermuda triangle

Or maybe a cutesy love heart?

Feeling a little more daring?

How about a smart landing strip?

Or maybe just take the lot off

So, your pubes won’t get caught in your zip?

Something a little more special

Like a blingy, sparkly vajazzle

That’s sure to tart up the topiary

And give it that old razzle-dazzle!

However  you keep the lawn tidy

You mustn’t leave it too late

Don’t let it get too unruly

Or no one will enter the gate!