I have teamed up again with the talented Sandra (or Daffy as I like to call her), from Wild Daffodil to bring you another bit of silliness this Saturday. Sandra is incredibly artistic and creative, and I just love the images she has created out of shells, stones and flowers.
One of the nicest things about Sandra’s blog is that you never know what she is going to get up to next, from beach art to knitted wigs, and mandalas to making spirals in her garden.
Daffy has been a bit naughty this week, and of course, I need no encouragement. We hope that our fun offering this week tickles your fancy!
When it comes to tending the garden
It is purely a matter of taste
Preening and pruning the foliage
Will stop you from feeling disgraced!
With a bit of trimming and strimming
You can create a real work of art
Perhaps a Bermuda triangle
Or maybe a cutesy love heart?
Feeling a little more daring?
How about a smart landing strip?
Or maybe just take the lot off
So, your pubes won’t get caught in your zip?
Something a little more special
Like a blingy, sparkly vajazzle
That’s sure to tart up the topiary
And give it that old razzle-dazzle!
However you keep the lawn tidy
You mustn’t leave it too late
Don’t let it get too unruly
Or no one will enter the gate!
That was hilarious sis!
I am glad you enjoyed it Sis. Daffy cracked me up when she sent this image! 🙂
Shocked I am. Hilarious
I had a fabulous image for inspiration, Geoff!! 😆
We seem to have rendered lots of people speechless Eddie! 😀 😀 😀
Yes, I thought exactly the same thing Daffy! 😁😁
You’ve made my day!! So funny again x
You have made mine now too, Claire! So glad you enjoyed it! 🙂
Absolutely fantastic, it’s the best ditty bitty I have ever seen 💜💜💜💜💜
I am really glad that you loved it so much, Sis 🙂 💖💖💖
I did 🤣🤣💜
❤ you have put a smile on my face today Willowdot 🙂
🤣glad to hear that 💜💜
Oh such a giggle! My garden needs a miracle at the mo…. no time to give it love….
It can be such a chore sometimes, Marje, I know. 🙂
So glad we gave you a giggle Marje
Oh that’s so funny. I had to read twice to make sure I was getting it write. Love it!
I had a laugh writing it and trying not to go too far! Daffy’s picture was brilliant and really set me off! 🙂
I know, it is a little bit naughty! 🙂
Hahaha. This reminded me of the state of my lawn this winter. Luckily, I’ve recently got the lawnmower out 😉
Same here! 🙂
So fun to read, Judy. What a team! You and Daffy. ❤
Thanks Olga. We have such a laugh with these!! 🤪
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