One young man was feeling a bit fed-up on Valentine’s Day as he didn’t have a date. He decided to treat himself to dinner and headed for a local restaurant. However, this tightwad decided that he wasn’t going to pay for his meal, and tried out his master plan on the unsuspecting owner.
As he was nearing the end of his meal, the skinflint jumped up from his table shouting that he had seen a rat. This news pretty quickly cleared out the other diners as well (except for one cool dude who didn’t seem at all perturbed, either that or he was very hungry and was not leaving his food) and the owner went over to see what was going on.
The cheap skate explained what he had seen, and asked the owner for a full refund due to the rat-infested conditions, which the owner duly paid him. However, when pest control were called out to sort out the problem (pretty swiftly) they soon caught on to what had happened…
There was indeed a rat in the restaurant, but it was a domesticated one! The reason they could tell this apparently was that the rat had recently had a haircut! (Who gives rats a haircut, am I missing something here)?
Checking back over the CCTV footage seemed to confirm the moment when the pathetic penny-pincher reached into his pocket to release the rat. He has since got himself a criminal record for the sake of a £7.25 meal! He also had to pay £60 victim surcharge to the furious restaurant owner, who apparently though the sentence far too lenient and that the ‘death penalty’ was more in order!

I feel more sorry for the rat having been in that man’s pocket for all that time.
Had I been the judge, I would have ensured that the skinflint also paid the restaurant bills of all the other diners in the restaurant that evening as well.
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Yes you are dead right on both points there!
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Good grief! How do folks think this stuff up? It seems easier to just pay the 7£ instead of all the planning and effort to obtain and carry around a rat for after dinner release. But that’s just me.
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I know, it is ridiculous especially as the meal wasn’t even that expensive!
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Ha ha! Serves him right!! 😁
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It takes all kinds, doesn’t it.
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Sure does. 🙂
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