I have already done one post for ‘V’ for the Blogging From A-Z challenge which can be read here.
However, in that post I mentioned that I considered using the word vajazzle but wasn’t sure if I could make enough out of it. I didn’t realise that some of you are not familiar with the word, so I will attempt to enlighten you as to its (very limited) use!
Now us ladies are quite known for our fondness for a bit of sparkle. Some glitz and glitter can add a certain razamatazz to an outfit, and we all love to look our best. Good grooming is an essential part of the modern woman’s routine, from head to toe and everything in between!
Some ladies like to have a little bit of bling as an added extra, that, although may not be on public view (unless they are either very brave or very tacky), is still expertly applied, usually in a salon. This brings me to the …
Vajazzle. It is a form of decoration, specifically for the pubic mound area on women (it helps if this is completely bald)! An assortment of little crystal gems are painstakingly applied in a design of your choice to the area, and kind of stuck on to keep them in place. It is supposed to, ahem, enhance the appearance!
I would imagine that in order to go to all that trouble to impress, there must be some chance of a bit of action at the end of the evening! I cannot imagine this would be the most comfy of accessories to wear though; being rather scratchy to say the least. Not to mention how it must chafe whatever it comes into close contact with!
I’m surprised it caught on!



Another new and interesting word I have learned. Thank you for increasing my vocabulary.
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My pleasure! Not sure that you will get much chance to use it though 🙂
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Well!! I never, I’ve heard it all now. They’re not shy girls having those little jaggy things stuck around their “little ladies” and I am guessing they don’t like the natural look, they could always gel their pubes into similar shapes and at least there’s no chance of them falling off during a bit of rumpy… and do the ladies seriously think the men are looking at their vajazzle? Do they really care if they sparkle colourful gems? Lol, what a laugh!
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I am glad you enjoyed that Cat! I should imagine those gems would be quite spiteful during a bit of rumpy and kill the mood stone dead!
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I always wonder…”WHY???” It’s not like men get their Little Man dressed up for the occasion., is it? Can you imagine, a little Pen-azzle!!!!!!??? 😀
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Crazy, not to mention uncomfy!
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Yup! 😁
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Ah I think I’ll get it done for me jollies. …and Jimmy could have his micky done..hahahaha Mickey Dazzler 😂
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Ha Ha! Nice, You can get a nice bit of extra friction going for that added experience! 🙂
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Lovely jubbly…lol
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Oh… you went all timid and informative… I was expecting a bit of Juicy Jude …
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I cannot do thi. I have very sensitive skin on my regular parts, can’t imagine adhesive and plastic on my extra sensitive, sensitive bits! Phew!
Cute for other people.
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Oooh yes, that sounds like it would be extremely painful!
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What a laugh! I had no idea!
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Ha ha! You have led a sheltered life! Personally I am quite happy not to participate in this ‘fashion!’
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haha! I like the word! But, to Ritu’s question, yeah that would be a little, um, clunky. 😀
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Ha Ha! Yes indeed 🙂
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