The un-named 35 year old decided that he would rather like to start off small, and take a three mile trip from Milford, Hants to the Isle of Wight. So far, so intrepid! However, he was slightly unprepared for the voyage ahead. He decided that he did not need such extravagances such as a radio, a life-jacket or some flares. Oh no, he was confident that he had everything he needed on his boat for this mini-expedition.
The ‘boat’ (actually quite a loose term for this contraption) was made up of an old door, a clothes horse, a few bits of polystyrene (well it needs to float), a parasol and windbreak (well you have got to have a bit of shelter out on the open seas, as it could get a bit chilly with all that sea spray) all held together with a bit of ancient washing line! Oh, and not forgetting a tea-light lantern (with a couple of extra tea-lights just in case), for navigation.
Unfortunately but not surprisingly, things started to go wrong for this madcap mariner when he tried to put the parasol up and the whole contraption broke to bits in the sea. Luckily there was quite a bit of wreckage strewn about in the Solent, and he had something to cling onto. Also a beachcomber heard his frantic cries for help and called the coastguard.
He was rescued after having spent 40 minutes in the freezing water suffering from shock and hypothermia (considering he was just wearing shorts and T-shirt)!
Back to the drawing board I think!

Oh my goodness!!! Why? Just why???
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I know, what a plank! 🙂
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A plank indeed!!!!! Seriously, there are some real kooky people out there!!!
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🙂
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This week we are having our annual Regatta, part of which is an “Anything that Floats” contest. Maybe he’d be interested, can win a prize.
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Ha Ha! He might be if it had actually floated! 🙂 Sounds fun by the way! 🙂
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Not everything there actually floats, but there are a number of categories.
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Which category are you entering?
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Not me, I’m a hiker not a sailor.
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Sounds like it would be great to watch though 🙂
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Yep. Especially when you don’t have to swim to shore.
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Absolutely! 🙂
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Was this Mr. Grump?
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Ha Ha! It is more like something I would knock up. His would be much more professional looking! 🙂
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Oh then don’t tell him I asked.
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Ha. Of course I will 🙂 🙂
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He’s lucky he got rescued.
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Yes, he certainly was! Silly sod! 🙂
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Wow! Brave soul.
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He is lucky to survive with a boat made up of old door. He seems to be very adventurous.
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Yes, I admire his sense of adventure but not his common sense! 🙂
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I guessing his name was not Christopher Columbus? 🙂
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Ha! Ha! No indeed. 🙂
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The good news is, that he was given the chance to learn from it… lol
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Yes, he was lucky to be rescued. 🙂
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Good grief…. Lucky nobody else had to risk their life to save this doofus… Tea lights? Really?
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I know, what a plonker!
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Oh wow! You have to admire his creativity! And optimism? 🙂
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You do, if not his sheer determination! 🙂
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What a plonker… I wonder how a close horse could help keep a boat afloat. I need one of those, maybe I should just go beach combing
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Ha Ha! The bloke is a bloody menace! 🙂
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