As some of you may know, I started my new job yesterday. Well actually, I started the training for my new job yesterday. I have been looking forward to this for some time, especially after some of the trials I had, gathering together all of the paperwork I needed!
There must be something about Monday mornings that my body doesn’t care for as I woke up feeling lousy! Now, I didn’t have to be at the offices (which as it happens are a 10 minute walk from my house) until 9am, so that in itself is a major bonus, giving me both a lie-in and a pleasant walk.
Too bad ‘the virus’ decided to make a comeback, determined to finish what it had started only a couple of weeks ago! Oh yes, and just to mix it up a little. let’s throw in a few really large mouth ulcers so that not only will I be talking in that nasally twang, you get with a snotty/bunged up nose, but my words will be distorted and garbled as well due to my sore mouth!
Anyway, I got through yesterday, not too badly, apart from nearly spontaneously combusting in the training room as I was so hot. Luckily they turned up the air conditioning (yes, it is a new office building), and I tried to ignore that people behind me were reaching for their cardigans and coats! I sensibly, came home, dosed up on tablets and had an early night.
Today, I felt worse but had the knowledge that I was in for an early finish due to having a full day extra training on Thursday along with a few other clinical staff. I had the grace to keep my snotty tissue in my hand though and try to control my sneezing when we covered the segment regarding infection control!
Not a great start to my new job but at least it should have cleared up before I go out and see my patients!
Remember the standard rule of being sick at work:
– three sneezes and you get to go home sick
– four sneezes and they get to put you down like a sick horse
The trick is getting out between sneeze 3 and 4.
Oh, and one minute between sneezes resets the count.
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Ha! I am sure they are just going to love it if I go off sick the first week I start 🙂
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Years ago I worked with a guy who started in November. First week he went to the local mall at lunch to pick up a Christmas gift for his wife. Got into a bad auto accident involving a truck and an icy road, ended up on disability for 5 months. They worked hard to get him disability pay, usually didn’t kick in until after 6 weeks employment.
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i spent my rent money on the clinic ($100 co-pay) but they shot me in the butt with steroids and an antibiotic…sinus pressure was gone rather quickly and the scripts are doing their thing…landlord was pissed…but’s the typical bill collector, “pay me first!!! before food and health!!!” fuck ’em, fuck ’em all…slow hours =slow money…last week 23hr/$183 bring home…this week 26hr…joy joy…but i knew i wasn’t getting better…now i amm…thx obama for making sure insurance and the medical industry get their just due…God forbid if people making less than $40k/yr get any breaks…blah, blah, blah…anyway sorry you had a cold and a new job start at the same time…and it is indeed a good thing that you’re 10min from work…clinical staff? opps, sounds like i just cussed out your employer…
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I am glad you are now better, but seems like you had a load of hassle getting there! Thanks for your kind wishes 🙂
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poverty just sux
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Doesn’t it just!
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Bummer! I hope you feel better soon.
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Thanks Joey 🙂
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Ugh. Off to a great start indeed! Still…perhaps just getting the training and the illness out of the way so you are clear for takeoff once you’re through training…..keep up those early nights for a bit!
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Thanks, yes i will dose myself up and have a few more early nights 🙂
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Get well soon. May you thrive at your new job 😇 All the best!
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Thank you Jacqui, I appreciate it 🙂
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Oh oh, just the way it goes sometimes! 🙂 Fun post, take care and get well soon!
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Thanks so much for popping in and for your kind wishes 🙂
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Oh you poor thing. I’m sorry to laugh at your misery, but you are too funny. Starting a new job is like going to kindergarten – you pick up everyone’s germs. And the new building temperature challenges are a nightmare. It’s either freezing or boiling and the thermostat goes up and down like a pogo stick. Hope you feel better soon.
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Thanks Diana! I am still sneezing my head off, but will be going to get an early night soon 🙂
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Oh you poor thing Judy!
Hope it clears soon sis! I’ve been sniffling again too… It sucks!!!
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It really does. I hope you don’t get it back again. 😤
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Let’s get popping echinachea… Or however it’s spelt!!!
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Yes, a job lot of it! 🙂
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I hear you!!
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I hope you feel much better very quickly! xxx
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Thank you Raphaela xxx
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Oh, Judy, somehow you don’t have a good hand in your timing! I give you a big hug and hope you recover soon! 💖💖💖
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Thank you Erika. The hug s very much appreciated, especially today, 🙂
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I really hope you are doing much better soon. I new job and getting into it is tough enough. Thank God you are a tough person and never lose your humor… laughing about the irony in things we can help us over that time a lot better 😊 and you are a master in it, Judy 😊
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I try my best Erika. I am so glad to get home today with my red and sneezy nose! 🙂
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A mixed blessing week then Judy, new job and a stinking cold.. Hope that you are feeling better soon and hope there is no mouth to mouth involved in the training on Thursday for everyone’s sake!! Big hugs and keep smilingXX
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Ha ha! you don’t know how right you are Sally. We had CPR yesterday, but just that as it was only basic life support, no mouth-to-mouth (Thank God)!
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Feel better soon, Judy! At least you’re getting the cold out of the way now. Here’s to healthier days ahead! 🙂
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Thanks Tonya! Yes, hopefully it will go soon 🙂
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I hope you’re feeling better today. Nothing worse than trying to pay attention to the training whilst your body won’t cooperate.
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I had an early night last night, but today is the worst I have been all week. I have had the full red nose and sneezing every 5 minutes delights today.
Glad to be home! 🙂
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Those stupid colds always seem to show up at the worst possible time! Hope you get over this one quick.
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Thanks Vanessa. Yes I really wanted to be in full swing for this training but felt awful today. Still tomorrow is last day of training,
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Feel better soon and best of luck with your new job. I’m sure you’ll do very well.
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Thanks so much George. 🙂
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Get well soon, Judy. These things always seem to happen when we least want them to. It’s almost as bad as getting toothache on Christmas Day and not being able too eat all that chocolate (until you’ve consumed enough alcohol to numb the pain!) 🎅🏻
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Ha, you are right Hugh. It is pretty miserable, and tomorrow s manual handling for the day. I am in no mood to be manually handled by anyone, I can tell you, or for that matter, to manhandle anyone else! 🙂
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Maybe I can take your place, Judy? I’ve not been man handled for weeks now 😉
Oops! you said ‘manually’. It’s the wine that does it!
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Ha ha HA! Oh poor you; I would love to swap with you so you can get a bit of manhandling!!! Keep drinking that wine Hugh, it makes you even funnier! 🙂
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