I get fed up with the expression, “grow a pair,”  or “man up.” Hang on a minute, I think women are far tougher! This poem is not for the faint-hearted.


When it’s time to’ man up’

We are told to ‘grow to a pair’

Balls will make us stronger

But that’s not very fair!

Why are they so special?

To make us act so tough

In those awful moments

When life gets really rough.

Gonads are quite tender

And one kick in the jewels

Can render someone helpless

Plus make them look such fools!

 Women are much stronger

There are no ifs and buts.

We have to push a child out

Despite the rips and cuts

You don’t find women fussing

On having to wear a box

Scared that sports activity

Will break their precious cocks!

When it comes to showing strength

Balls are pretty minor

I suggest you ‘woman up’

And grow yourself a  vagina!