I thought I would have a little fun today, with a poem about ‘faking it’. Meg Ryan has a lot to answer for!
The kids, at last, are sleeping
Your partner’s in the mood
He’s nibbling on your earlobe
But you’d rather have some food!
You try to get your groove on
As his kisses get more urgent
He’s yearning for some loving
You’re thinking about detergent!
Your top has been unbuttoned
And he’s just unclasped your bra
You moan when you remember
That you forgot to tax the car!
The rest of the clothes are discarded
You need to show some willing
He lays you on the carpet
Now your bloody back is killing!
The rhythm is getting faster
You moan and sigh for good measure
The carpet burns have put a stop
To you having any pleasure
You feel the rush, and he relaxes
All happy now and sated
Whilst you are feeling quite put out
-Sex is so over-rated!
Oh this is BRILLIANT sis! So funny!!!
Thanks Sis. I thought it might brighten up the morning a bit. ?
What a start!!
A good giggle on a Monday!
That’s what I like to hear 🙂
Had me shaking MY head! Gee whiz… too funny, girlfriend.
I am glad you enjoyed it, Annette 🙂
Great poem and too funny! ?
I am happy you enjoyed it, Tonya 🙂
Excellent Judy! Time to teach him a few warm-up techniques for next time!! Lol!
HA! Yes indeed, Gloria! 🙂
OMG I have spewed my tea! Ha
Seeing as its my loved ones birthday tomorrow and tonight he’s suggested I give him some romance you can guess what will be going through my mind tonight!
HAHA! I’m sorry to put you off your stroke, Lucy and I hope it doesn’t put your other half off his!!??
Haha..Brilliant…Love it! Etched on my mind now you know that don’t you…lol
HA! I am glad to have put that in your mind, Carol!! ????
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Hello, and thanks for stopping by. I am Judy, in my (very) early fifties and decided that life definitely gets more interesting as it goes on! I am a wife and a mum and have just finished University as a Registered Nurse, after having worked as an Associate Practitioner in the NHS. I am also a poet and the author of my debut book, 'Rhymes of the Times.' I love to laugh, and I love rhyming words too, so I joined the two together, and my book was born. I am currently working on another book in the series also. I am a prolific blogger and enjoy writing funny stories, anecdotes, and anything really that takes my fancy.
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