I haven’t managed to join in with Linda’s One-Liner Wednesday for ages but I have got one to share with you today.
Yesterday after coming home from work tired and a little crabby, my daughter asked me if she could have some popcorn she had bought after school with the money I had given her to buy her teacher a leaving present (apparently she had some change, hmmm)!
Anyway as we were just about to have dinner, I said crossly, “no you can’t have that crop porn! Ooops!
On walking into my bay of elderly ladies. I always wish them ‘good morning’ and then have a quick chat with them all. This is the response I got from one of them.
” You look cheery this morning, Did someone tickle your fancy last night?”
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BANG……CRASH…..THUMP…bump, bump,bump!
“Mum, there’s a bee in my room!”
Actually, it was a wasp, not that I got anywhere near it!
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Linda has asked what one indulgence would we want to never give up for the One-Liner Wednesday post today, Hmm, this is tricky, as I have already given up smoking, rarely drink and have had to cut down on food, so that leaves me very little (vices) to indulge in!
I think it will have to be laughing at inappropriate times then, such as when someone trips up (as long as they haven’t hurt themselves)!
‘Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.’
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‘If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.’
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‘I love it when someone’s laugh is funnier than the joke.’
Short and sweet, but oh so true. Laughter can be so infectious.
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I saw this quote and it made me laugh, so I had to share it today for One-Liner Wednesday!
‘When you get angry take a breath and count to 10. Throw a punch at 8. Nobody expects that! ‘
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‘The secret to being happy is having a good sense of humour and a dirty mind.’
In that case I should be ecstatic!
This is my One-Liner Wednesday post inspired by LindaGHill,
Happiness is…admiring my roses. The ones that were bought for me in my favourite colours, and the ones in my garden that, despite being a bit bedraggled, are still managing to look beautiful!
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