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One Liner Wednesday – Confuddled! — February 10, 2016

One Liner Wednesday – Confuddled!

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I haven’t managed to join in with Linda’s One-Liner Wednesday for ages but I have got one to share with you today.

Yesterday after coming home from work tired and a little crabby, my daughter asked me if she could have some popcorn she had bought after school with the money I had given her to buy her teacher a leaving present (apparently she had some change, hmmm)!

Anyway as we were just about to have dinner, I said crossly, “no you can’t have that crop porn! Ooops!

Episode 465: One-Liner Wednesday: Saucy! — August 19, 2015
Episode 454: One-Liner Wednesday: Like Mother, Like Daughter! — August 12, 2015
Episode 435: One-Liner Wednesday: Indulgence #1 Line Wed — July 29, 2015

Episode 435: One-Liner Wednesday: Indulgence #1 Line Wed

Linda has asked what one indulgence would we want to never give up for the One-Liner Wednesday post today, Hmm, this is tricky, as I have already given up smoking, rarely drink and have had to cut down on food, so that leaves me very little (vices) to indulge in!

I think it will have to be laughing at inappropriate times then, such as when someone trips up (as long as they haven’t hurt themselves)!

Episode 417: One-Liner Wednesday. — July 15, 2015
Episode 408: One-Liner Wednesday — July 8, 2015
Episode 400: One-Liner Wednesday. — July 1, 2015
Episode 390: One-Liner Wednesday. — June 24, 2015

Episode 390: One-Liner Wednesday.

I saw this quote and it made me laugh, so I had to share it today for One-Liner Wednesday!

‘When you get angry take a breath and count to 10. Throw a punch at 8. Nobody expects that! ‘

This bit of silliness was inspired by LindaGHill

Episode 379: One-Liner Wednesday. — June 17, 2015
Episode 369: One-liner Wednesday: Roses — June 10, 2015
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