I haven’t managed to join in with Linda’s One-Liner Wednesday for ages but I have got one to share with you today.
Yesterday after coming home from work tired and a little crabby, my daughter asked me if she could have some popcorn she had bought after school with the money I had given her to buy her teacher a leaving present (apparently she had some change, hmmm)!
Anyway as we were just about to have dinner, I said crossly, “no you can’t have that crop porn! Ooops!
Haha!!! I love popcorn but for weeks my sons are making popcorn every evening…. I cannot smell it anymore!!!
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Ha! You are so used to it now!
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Overused (if that is a word)…. lol!
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Oh my, Edwina…..let’s hope Miss Hap doesn’t pick that term up and take it to school! LOL.
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Oh God, that’ll be me in trouble again then! 🙂
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Ha ha!
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Ha! Ha! Good one! 😃 👏
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I cringed! 🙂
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Lol! Did she notice the switcheroo?
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Oh yes, she doesn’t miss a trick! 🙂
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Lol! !
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Insert giggle here. 😉
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Well wasn’t that a paux fas? 😉
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HaHA! It certainly was! 🙂
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Ha ha ha. Well, you definitely don’t want her to have crop porn! No indecent vegetables allowed!
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At least that wouldn’t have spoiled her appetite for dinner…😉
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HaHA! That’s true! 🙂
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Chuckling……
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Hi Judy, I’m laughing now, what is going on in your mind?
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Oh, you would not want to go there Elizabeth! 🙂
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and a new term has been found, he, he! I am sure Miss Hap would have seized it immediately it popped out. These sharp pitchers don’t miss a thing.
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She didn’t miss it at all, of course! 🙂
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Bwahahaha!! I thought it was only me who mixed up beginning sounds like that!
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I know she loved that.
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She certainly did! 🙂
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Funny, Judy! there is a Christmas song …I brought some corn for popping (let it Snow), and I don’t know how many times I have sung along with “brought some porn for copping.” LOL, Sounds terrible!! Corn-fuddled, indeed!
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HaHAHA! you are as bad as me Terri! 🙂
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Actually could have been worse, Judy. Was for me. Middle of the cinema foyer with five year old granddaughter. “can we have some cock porn, Nanna” We were the centre of attention for quite a while!
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HahaHA! Love it! 🙂
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Hello, and thanks for stopping by. I am Judy, in my (very) early fifties and decided that life definitely gets more interesting as it goes on! I am a wife and a mum and have just finished University as a Registered Nurse, after having worked as an Associate Practitioner in the NHS. I am also a poet and the author of my debut book, 'Rhymes of the Times.' I love to laugh, and I love rhyming words too, so I joined the two together, and my book was born. I am currently working on another book in the series also. I am a prolific blogger and enjoy writing funny stories, anecdotes, and anything really that takes my fancy.
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