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Episode 15: No rest for the wicked….. — October 5, 2014

Episode 15: No rest for the wicked…..

Yesterday I thought that, due to Mr Grump’s ‘Man Flu’ I would be better off accepting the night shift at work, I had been phoned about, due to staff shortages. (it turns out that the staff were falling like flies with the same lurgy that I had just had). I presented myself fresh-faced (well,I have still got a bit of a red nose, and I  think a cold sore is forming on my upper lip) and ready for duty half an hour early at 7pm (I am always ridiculously early for everything)!

The Ward Sister greeted me enthusiastically, but told me it had been ‘a bit of a busy day.’ Usually, this didn’t bode well for the night either, but ever-optimistic I thought that at least the shift would go quickly if we had plenty to do to keep us occupied! ….

Two of my colleagues arrived ready for the night ahead, and as we sat chatting for a while, realised that it was time for Handover, and no-one else was going to turn up for the shift, apart from us three! This was not good, we have 27 patients and are at least two staff down, not to mention that someone has to be in one particular Bay at all times, as at least four of the elderly men in there are very confused, have no concept of the time of day, and do not necessarily want to go to sleep.They are all also very unsteady on their feet, but that does not hamper them in their attempts to go for little walks, so they really need a little extra monitoring.

We decided between the three of us, who would do what; one would administer all of the drugs to all of the patients, one would sit in with the ‘boys’ to try to settle them and keep them safe,  and I would answer the buzzers in the other bays, then once the drugs were finished, two of us would work together in settling the rest of the patients….in theory, this seemed the best option, but actually we were dealing with people here, and of course, reality meant that in the end, we had to ‘borrow’ a member of staff from another ward for 20 minutes, in order to try to get all of our patients comfortable, dry and clean before they went off to sleep, (those that wanted to sleep of course).

Finally, around midnight, we managed to grab a quick drink (It was so hot on that ward that all 3 of us were dripping with sweat, and parched to go with it)! I of course was starving as well. This healthy eating I am trying to do is all very well but a small stir fry 6 hours earlier had not sustained me, and I frantically shovelled in forkfuls of my salad, whilst briefly sitting down to write some notes. The other two were also doing the same,

After that brief respite it was all systems go again; although some of the men had briefly slept, one of them, although exhausted (he was almost walking around with his eyes shut),  would not give in to sleep, and he started making a bit of noise, which in turn woke some of the others up, and they too wanted to get in on the act! This took us a while to calm down, and of course disturbed some of the other patients, who had now woken up and were buzzing for attention.

By 4am, we were all pretty frazzled ,but with still another 4 hours to go, we continued running around right up until it was time to leave at 8am. (None of us had been able to take the hour-long break we were entitled to).

I staggered out of work,and got home to find that Mr Grump was already up. His man flu had prevented him from getting a decent night sleep. I listened sympathetically this time, poor thing. He did look rather pasty, and his whole demeanor looked woebegone and dejected…perhaps I would have been better off staying home last night with him after all!!

As exhausted as I was, I found that I could only sleep for a couple of hours (my body clock was mixed up and it decided to protest at being forced to sleep in the daytime).  So it’s an early night for me tonight, as I am back in work first thing tomorrow morning!!

Episode 6: Just an Ordinary Lunch …. — September 26, 2014

Episode 6: Just an Ordinary Lunch ….

For many people, sitting around a table for a nice civilized lunch is something they take for granted,,, however in the hospital where I work, lunch is a much more  individual affair….today, however was different…

This week had been pretty hectic at work. We have a total of 27 patients, across 4 Bays, 2 of which are male and two female. There are some patients which we need to keep more of an eye on as they like to go for little walks up and down the corridors, and anywhere else they can get to so, they are put in the two bays that are closest to the Nurse’s station. As all of them are elderly, and many unsteady on their feet, it can sometimes be pretty difficult with the number of staff we have, to keep a constant watch on them, particularly as we still have lots of other patients that also need our care and attention.

Although it is not unusual for us to have a few restless patients, this week we had another two patients that had been admitted to the Ward,along with the other four that were already there, so the staff were playing ‘hide and seek’ quite a lot!

Around the patient’s lunch time, as I was walking down the Ward, I happened to look into the ‘Boys’ Bay, and was greeted by an unusual sight. Someone had commandeered a large table from the office and it was plonked down in the middle of the Bay. A crisp, clean white sheet, fresh from the linen cupboard had been used as a rather nice table cloth; About six patients of both genders we sitting around the table, (these were the patients that liked to roam around); most of the women were sporting rather fetching white plastic, disposable aprons , while the men opted for the large, square inco pad tucked into the front of their nightshirt in order to keep themselves clean. The nurses were their waiting staff, cutting up their food, and serving them drinks etc and everything seemed to go very well.

I stood there for a minute, and was truly touched by the sight of them all sitting there together enjoying their meal. Ok, they might not have been talking to each other much, but they seemed relaxed and settled AND they were eating! This was so good to see, as it can be so difficult trying to encourage many of our patients to eat, The fact that these patients were sitting down together also gave the rest of us chance to feed our own patients without interruption.

A few years ago patients eating lunch together would have been an ordinary occurrence as most Wards had a Day Room, or somewhere that this could happen, but now, for various reasons, they have all gone and have been replaced by more beds -which seems such a shame. Such a simple, everyday event, yet it seemed to give such pleasure.

Episode 4: Octogenarian Love Triangle — September 23, 2014

Episode 4: Octogenarian Love Triangle

There is nothing as sweet as seeing two elderly people who are still in love with each other…But a love triangle between octogenarians will only end in tears…

I work in a hospital nursing elderly patients,and I love my job. I have met some pretty interesting people who have lead colourful lives; However, when presented with a frail old lady, or man, who are reliant on you and other members of staff to look after them, it can be easy to forget that they can become quite feisty at times!

The man in question is a six foot, ex boxer who has been an inpatient for quite some time. All of the staff are fond of this gent, and he loves to get involved in life on the ward. He enjoys walking up and down the corridor, checking on what we are doing, coming, into our staff office, where he likes to sit with us whilst we are writing notes, and generally looking out for patients and staff alike (he once was a hospital porter, and old habits die hard)

On one of his travels along the corridor, he encountered a new female arrival. She is around 5ft tall, with longish grey hair, and for him it was love at first sight.

She also liked to walk up and down the corridor, but she used a zimmer frame to help her get about. He decided to introduce himself and from then on they became inseparable. The two of them decided that they would share the frame between them,as they hobbled unevenly along, and given the height difference, their unsteadiness, and narrow corridor, they were gently discouraged from continuing this practice, by a member of staff, which they took with good grace.

This didn’t deter their new found attraction for each other though, and they sat in the corridor together chatting whenever they could.He was very solicitous of her and tried to haul her up out of the chair whenever she wanted to go for another little walk, and she in turn, would gaze adoringly at him. However, things were becoming a little difficult, as being a mixed ward, the males and females were in separate bays, and these two wanted to visit each other whenever they wanted.

Added to that, there was a little complication of the man’s wife! She would come to visit him every day, and he was always pleased to see her. That was until he had met his new lady friend. At first the wife thought it was sweet that he wanted to talk to this other patient, but after a while, she was distraught at his new indifference to her, and ended up in tears.

I wanted to share this story with you, as elderly people’s emotions are so often overlooked. It was so touching to see that this man’s wife still loved him so much after all their years together, and she cared enough about him to feel a stab of jealousy when he showed too much attention to the other lady.

It was enchanting at first to see these patients developing a friendship; both of them finding something in each other that formed an instant bond between them, but I did feel sorry for the poor, neglected wife!

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