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All Hallow’s Eve Poem — October 31, 2015

All Hallow’s Eve Poem

As darkness descends upon us

And the moon casts an eerie glow

On the last day of October

It is All Hallows Eve, you know

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Where souls of those once departed

Come back once more to roam

Visiting their old haunts

Finding their way back home

๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ

Some of them are banshees

Screaming in the night

Or ugly, warty witches

That look an awful fright

๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ

Vampires who are looking

For someoneโ€™s blood to suck

Zombies from the graveyard

Decayed, and covered in muck.

๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ

There are ghosts and there are werewolves

All of which youโ€™ll meet

When you answer your front door bell

And the kids yell โ€˜Trick or Treat!โ€™

A British Winter — October 24, 2015

A British Winter

The summer is now over

The clocks go back tonight

Dark winter evenings beckon

And the mornings are less bright

Halloween will be upon us

When the kids will knock our doors

Dressed as ghosts and vampires

Dripping with blood and gore

Next we celebrate Guy Fawkes

And his failed gunpowder plot

With fireworks and bonfires

Sparklers, the lot!

Then of course comes Christmas

With its season of goodwill

When Santa comes a calling

Looking for some stockings to fill

Then we start the New Year

With hopes and dream anew

Resolutions for improvements

Which last until week two!

February brings Valentineโ€™s Day

When love is in the air

With hearts, and flowers and chocolates

And cute little teddy bears!

Then the winterโ€™s over

Spring comes to say hello

And, seeing as this is Britain

Weโ€™ll probably get some snow!

Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commonsย 

Roxy’s New Hairdo — October 11, 2015

Roxy’s New Hairdo

The time had come, no excuses

Roxyโ€™s hair was getting too long

A table outside in the garden

Was used for our doggy salon!

The clippers pressed into service

Parted Roxy with some of her hair

She was beginning to look rather tufty

Although, she seemed not to care!

Grump and I had her cornered

And given that she looked so forlorn

The job was rather successful

Now her hairโ€™s decorating our lawn!

As if that wasnโ€™t enough stress

It was then time to get in the bath

I left that job to the Grumpster

Heโ€™d have to deal with her wrath!

Finally after a good shake off

She settled herself down for a sleep

All this primping and preening is too much

Getting shorn like she was a sheep!

ย Bedraggled!

Free-For-All Friday #31 — October 2, 2015

Free-For-All Friday #31

I have got a wealth of wonderful blogs for you this week with posts about food, things going wrong, a brilliant short story, and what we may or may not find attractive.

I hope that this has whetted your appetite, and that you go and visit each of these blogs as there are still many goodies for you to feast on that I have not included. (Why does everything have to be about food for me? Bloody dieting)!

Nutsrockย This post is from one of my favourite bloggers. Not only can Linda tell a funny story, but she is also a very practical and resourceful woman as you will see from reading this post.

Above The Riverย I was directed to this blog by another blogger, and was thrilled that things do not always go right in her world either (I mean that in the nicest possible way)! I was bellowing with laughter at this post.

Eric’s Blogย I know I am not an art connoisseur, (I can’t even draw), but I know what I like and this isn’t it! I am glad that Eric is on my side in this one as well.

A Reading Writerย This post is by another of my Writing 101 classmates. The poem spoke to me about my own insecurities, but then I thought Sod it, who makes up the rules anyway?!

Lily Pups Lifeย Another post that I can relate to well. This is an interesting post, and I am full off admiration for Lily for making a very hard decision. I wish her all the best.

Blonde Write Moreย As you know, I love a bit of Flash Fiction and this story caught my eye, because of the clever interpretation of the prompt word.

I hope that you enjoy these as much as I have.

Happy Friday!!

Ronovan’s Writes Weekly Haiku Poetry Prompt Challenge #64. ‘Tide’ & ‘Flesh’ — September 28, 2015

Ronovan’s Writes Weekly Haiku Poetry Prompt Challenge #64. ‘Tide’ & ‘Flesh’

Ron has really got me scratching my head this week to think of a suitable Haiku (actually, mine are never suitable) which uses ‘tide’ and ‘flesh’ for his weekly Haiku Poetry Challenge

This is what I came up with:

Heaving, at high tide

waves crashing and battering

Strips flesh from frail bones.

Photograph: Ben Pipe/The Travel Library/Rex Features
Photograph: Ben Pipe/The Travel Library/Rex Features
What I see in a Tree — September 23, 2015

What I see in a Tree

Majestically it stands there

Surveying all it sees

The winter branches barren

Devoid of lush green leaves.

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Yet life is still within it

Just waiting for the spring

When its buds start blooming

And the birds begin to sing

****

In summer comes its glory

When it wears a party dress

Of several different colours

Its beauty outshines the rest

****

Then autumn comes a-calling

And it starts a slow striptease

The leaves are changing colour

And are dropping in the breeze

****

This is the work of nature

Of death and then re-birth

The barren and the beautiful

The treasures from the earth.

This is a poem I wrote some time ago, that I thought would fit the bill perfectly for my understanding of a vignette, the task for today’s Writing 101 course.

Episode 496: Ronovan’s Writes Weekly Haiku Poetry Prompt #62: ‘Start’ and ‘Hot’ — September 14, 2015

Episode 496: Ronovan’s Writes Weekly Haiku Poetry Prompt #62: ‘Start’ and ‘Hot’

I was going to go in a totally different direction with the prompt words this week for Ronovan’s weekly Haiku Challengeย (you can probably guess from the words rahter than the picture)!

I settled on this instead though!

When eating curry

Take your time, start off slowly,

Things will soon get HOT!!

Crab curry

Episode 485: Ronovan’s Writes Weekly Haiku Poetry Prompt Challenge 61 ‘Wine’ and ‘Tears’ — September 7, 2015

Episode 485: Ronovan’s Writes Weekly Haiku Poetry Prompt Challenge 61 ‘Wine’ and ‘Tears’

I love the prompt words this week for Ronovan’sย Haiku Challengeย of ‘tears’ and ‘wine’. Ronovan himself wrote a fantastic Haiku to go with it which you really should ย check out. In fact it is such fun participating in this challenge with all of the others, it is really worth having a go at.

Here is my attempt this week (bearing in mind I am now teetotal)!!!

Wine
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Episode 471: Tuesday Tidbit: Role Play? (18+) — August 25, 2015

Episode 471: Tuesday Tidbit: Role Play? (18+)

Letโ€™s try something new tonight

Our love life is such a bore

The 10-minute bonk once a month

Has become another chore!

We need to add a bit of spice

To get the juices flowing

What about some dressing up?

That might get us going!

You make a sexy doctor

In your scrubs and stethoscope

Itโ€™s been a while since I felt the urge

ย To have a little grope!

Come here and have a listen

To the beating in my chest

Then thrust your tongue inside my mouth

As your hands caress my breasts.

I feel you growing harder,

As I stroke along your length

My breathing is getting faster

And Iโ€™m losing all my strength

As you slip inside me.

My legs wrapped around your waist

I kiss you deeply, probing

Savouring your taste.

The pounding and the arching

And then the final thrust

Then follows the explosion

Of pure, unbridled lust.

My breathing back to normal

Clothes are re-arranged

โ€œNurse, hurry with that linen

There are patients to be changed!โ€

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