I know I said I wouldn’t write any more but these have gone down so well, I just had to write another two, especially as it is Halloween today! These are about a skeleton and the Grim Reaper. You can check out the others, here, here and here if you missed them!
Kelly the Skelly was depressed
She’d lost some of the ribs in her chest
She moaned and she groaned
a stray dog stole her bones
And now she wasn’t looking her best.
The Grim Reaper’s scythe once so trusty
Had suddenly become very rusty
He couldn’t reap many souls
With a blade full of holes
And the edges all jagged and crusty!