Myself and Mr Grump went to visit my mum briefly to drop in couple of bits, and my younger sister was there.

When asked by my sister how I was regarding the impetigo and still being infectious, I explained that I was ok, although a little itchy still. I told her that I was back at work yesterday but our ward was closed with diarrhoea and vomiting and that both me and Mr Grump felt really sick

Rushing over to the sink to manically scrub her hands she stated,

“Well I really must be going now, nice to see you” and was out of there like a bat out of hell!

Thanks for the inspiration LindaGHill.