Poor old Mr Grump has got the flu and I am the one suffering for it! He came home from work yesterday sneezing his head off, complained of aching all over and was generally whining and moaning! Luckily I packed him off to bed early with a cup of tea and Lemsip, and told him to get a good rest, whilst I had a bit of peace and quiet downstairs.
When I went up to bed he was still awake, sneezing, and snotty. The dog was snoring her head off , and just as I thought, no-one got a good sleep (well Roxy did actually)! This morning’s wake-up call was Roxy doing her usual licking Mr Grump’s bald head as it was 6.30 and time for her walk.
I was sleepy but took one look at Mr Grump’s bright red nose, and swollen eyes huffily got dressed and took Roxy for her walk. Once I got back and fed the dog it was then the ordeal of waking Miss Hap up for school (they went back yesterday).Mr Grump appeared in his dressing gown looking pale and weary having phoned in sick at work.
I finally got Miss Hap off and thought I would have a really lazy day today sorting out my blog and doing other bits as I had planned but oh no, Mr Grump plonks himself down on his chair.
I told him to go to bed, but no, he wanted someone to witness his suffering and I was the unlucky one! I was catching up with some blogs when out of nowhere came
“ATISHHHHHHHOOOOO!” It made me jump out of my skin and I was none to happy when this was repeated at regular intervals ruining my concentration! He still wouldn’t go to bed, but did stuff a tissue up each nostril to stop the dripping and hopefully sneezing,
By now I was to do a bit of knitting so sat down to watch the TV whilst I did so. I was mad as the channel had seemed to have morphed from Crime & Investigation (which I love), to one which was showing NCIS (although I do like this, I was in the mood for a bit of ‘how to bump your husband off’ type crime)!
I ended up having a nap. Then I had to cook dinner (3 separate meals as well)! This is supposed to be my week off. He always does this when I get a bit of time to myself, so I told him he had better hurry up and get better!
Are you sympathetic to man ‘flu?
Perhaps he should be confined to bed… Do you have a spare room 😉
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Ha ha! Oh if only! I have got a settee though, a nice big settee!
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Perhaps you should suggest… with due solicitude… that he retire… 😉
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Actually, after all of my ‘suggesting’ (nagging) he has finally gone up, I only do solicitude with my patients at work! 😉
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LOL… he really will be better for the rest, of course…
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Of course 🙂
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Yeah but I bet he’s got killer man flu Judy, Like I normally get 😉
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Well of course, it is very serious Rich! 🙂 He can take it upstairs out of my way!
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Lol
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We have a product here, can’t remember the name, that reduces the length by up to half. Basically, it’s a zinc tablet that dissolves on the tounge. Though I have seen liquids and nasal sprays that claim the same thing. Then again, your a nurse, there’s the ole saw, “a Valium a day makes hubby okay”, or at least knocks him out.
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Ha Ha! I like it 🙂
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Cold can be difficult.
Is Lemsip a medicine?
Take Care,
Anand 🙂
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Yes, it is lemon (or blackcurrant in this case) mixed with paracetamol in powder form. You add hot water to it and it is supposed to make you feel a little better!
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Oh thanks Edwin!!
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I always sympathise when Manflu raises its head………….with the woman! Us gals just get on with everything that has to be done and is the guy in our life considerate and sympathetic to our needs, providing tissues, vick, lemsips and TLC?
Well, yeah. My guy does. The one before didn’t though!!
Get well soon Sir (and buy the wife some flowers).
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Thanks for your kind wishes, I will pass it on to him.Yes, he can buy me some flowers for all the attention I have lavished on him!
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I have little sympathy coz I get it often! Poor auld Mr Grump, he looks a picture and his bald head is glowing from his extraordinary high temperature that comes with man flu… women don’t know what it’s like to suffer as we do 😉
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Oh yes we do, as you are not normally shy in telling us! Of course we get it worse but don’t make a fuss about it 🙂
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You have the sympathy of every woman who has discovered that she would rather take on the illness itself, rather than deal with the drama of the male version of sick. They should lock themselves away for a few days, not infect the household, but that almost never happens. It seems they need the audience. Best of luck to you, Judy. ☺
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Ha Ha Thanks Van 🙂
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But don’t you know Man Flu is worse than Woman Flu? Where’s your sympathy? Put him out of his misery – go on go on go on go on!! Hah!
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Ha ha of course it is worse for men. 😆
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Sad, funny and all too true…men cannot deal with illness. Luckily in the six years I have been with my hubby, he has only been sick twice. He wasn’t too bad–he just slept the whole time. Hope your hubby gets well quickly for your sake 🙂
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When The Mister is sick, he is a very good boy and takes to his bed. Now, when he comes out for any reason, he’s as mean as any injured animal, but at least he suffers in seclusion!
I commiserate with you on what you were GOING to do being tossed. On days The Mister is not working but the girls are in school, I cannot seem to get anything done. And then, if you can imagine, he’d like to eat breakfast and lunch as well!
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It seems like the Mister has got it right when he is ill by keeping out of the way! I agree with you in that normally when I get time to myself I don’t get things done.I would have liked the chance to find that out though! 🙂
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Heartless, a man is suffering and you all laugh. Just heartless.
xxx Huge Hugs xxx
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Ha Ha! Oh David, trust you to be so kind! Hugs xxxx
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My hubby does not like any fuss made and sleeps it off.
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Poor Mr Grump, hope he is better soon……… and hope it for you too 😉 I can go nuts when someone is sneezing in regular intervals.
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Thanks Erika. Yes, it really makes me mad when he sneezes suddenly and loudly! 🙂
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Cannot stand that at all… 😀
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Hope Mr. grump feels better soon and you both get some rest! 🙂
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Thanks Tonya, I hope I don’t get it! 🙂
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Fingers crossed! Stay well! 🙂
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Good luck with that! I posted about this in Feb!
https://butismileanyway.wordpress.com/2015/02/18/man-flu/
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Ha Ha Ha! Just re-read it. I need a bottle of man up pills for old Grump!!! 🙂
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Wish I knew when’re you could get em from…!
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They would be best sellers! 🙂
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Totally!!!
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My son was home from work today, visiting the porcelain bowl and looking for sympathy. Fortunately, he spent most of the day in bed. He’s not too pleased that I seem to be more worried that he’s contagious than that he’s sick. Poor baby. Not 🙂
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Ha Ha! I like your style Aimer 🙂
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Une grippe d’homme ( a man cold) is what we also say here!
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Ha Ha! I like it 🙂
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😉
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I’m feeling pretty sympathetic towards both of you! Hang in there!
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Thanks Nancy, I appreciate your kindness 🙂
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Poor you…um sorry… I do fee bad for Mr. Grump but I wouldn’t know how to deal with a sick partner
😀 😀 😀
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Banish them is the answer, but he refuses to be banished!
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I guess you must do the best you can…
😀
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Never had it but did have ‘drag queen flu’ once which is 100 times worse than man flu!
Hope Mr Grumps get better soon so you can get back to peace and quiet.
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Ha Ha! Drag queen Flu! Well it would be 100 worse as they are usually Drama Queens too! 🙂
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Roxy looks quite happy about it all!
I confess I hate it when DrDad works from home. I hate having to turn the radio off and share my desk.
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Hello, and thanks for stopping by. I am Judy, in my (very) early fifties and decided that life definitely gets more interesting as it goes on! I am a wife and a mum and have just finished University as a Registered Nurse, after having worked as an Associate Practitioner in the NHS. I am also a poet and the author of my debut book, 'Rhymes of the Times.' I love to laugh, and I love rhyming words too, so I joined the two together, and my book was born. I am currently working on another book in the series also. I am a prolific blogger and enjoy writing funny stories, anecdotes, and anything really that takes my fancy.
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