This one I did on Al’s suggestion based on the prompt words for Ronovan’s weekly haiku challenge
There was a young stripper from Dorset
Who was busting right out of her corset
She flashed as she danced
As her boobs were ‘enhanced’
How she wished that she’d reinforced it!
Lol!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 love it! I needed that this morning!
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Glad to have cheered you up a bit! xxx
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😊😊😊
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Lol very good. I think that about my over shoulder boulder holder most days, the reinforcement that is, not the enhancement lol
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Oh I wish I had the enhancement! Lucky you! 🙂
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Ha! Ha! Dorset eh! Yes, I’ve met a few of those! Brilliant!
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HAHA! Me too! 🙂
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Ha ha! Brilliant! 😃
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Thanks, Al 🙂
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😂😂😂 Judy, you are the best! I was so desperate with getting the settings and formatting of my book done AGAIN. I was totally frustrated Reading your limerick gave me the boost I needed!!! Thank you so much for the laughter and smiles you brought to me! Btw. perfectly fitting Tuesday!!!😘😘😘
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Thank you Erika. I am so glad I gave you a boost. Hope that book is getting sorted now! 🙂
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I truly hope so! It consumed almost all morning. But I am positive that it works out now! Reading your poem was a wonderful boost indeed! 😊
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This is a hoot. I love your limericks. Always interesting 😉
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Glad you had a laugh! 🙂
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Wicked! I think I know her 😀
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Oh no, It’s not that Rusty Balls down on her luck is it?! 🙂
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Could be, Judy, but she’d kill me if I let on that she wore a corset. 😀
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HAHA! Shhhh, Mum’s the word! 🙂
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I must visit Dorset one day! lol That was excellent, Judy!
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You would love it Rob! 🙂
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Excellent! ❤ 😀 😛
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Thanks, Tess! 🙂
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Always welcome, Judy. 😛
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Whale bones.. they used to make corsets of whale bone… there must have been a reason, eh? never seen a whale bust a move
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Me Neither. That wouldn’t half hurt if it dug in! 🙂
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Haha quite funny and well written!
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Thank you 🙂
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Oh, oh! Wardrobe malfunctions are so embarrassing but in her case it may work to her advantage––extra tips. 🙂
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Oh yes, there is always that, then she will earn enough to buy a bigger corset! 🙂
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That’s right!
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That’s not the Dorset I know but hey, the seamy underside of the rural towns, hey? Another from the Old Le Pard play book, this time his non-rhyme
There was a young lady from Bude
Who used to swim in the Lake
A man in a punt
Stuck a pole in her ear
And said, ‘You can’t swim here, it’s private’.
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Very funny. Thanks for sharing.
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Glad you enjoyed it 🙂
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Fantastic!! Loved it! 🙂
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Thank you 🙂
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Well, this had me laughing out loud, loved the last two lines, oh my goodness. LOL..Nice work Judy.
Pat
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Thanks so much Pat, I am glad you enjoyed it 🙂
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Heehee!
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