A Warty old witch would feel sick
Whenever she rode her broomstick
The twisting and turning
Made her stomach start churning
So she made sure her journey was quick!
There was an old werewolf called June
Who could not carry a tune
She was croaky and hoarse
Which affected of course
Her performance when she howled at the moon!
Thanks, Daffy 🙂 x
So funny bt I suppose like us those withce and werewolves do get old 🙂 I love it!
HA! Yes, I have some more unfortunate Halloween favourites to come too!!! 🙂
These are great fun!
Glad you enjoyed them 🙂
Oh love Em both!
Thanks Sis, ??
I am glad you enjoyed them. I have just found this languishing in my spam folder along with a some others who are not spam! 🙂
Excellent Halloween themed poem. Lots of fun.
Glad you enjoyed it Hayley,. I had loads of fun writing these 🙂
Top drawer! Most enjoyable.
I love a bit of festive silliness 🙂
I know how June feels.
Brilliant pieces of writing, Judy.
Thank you Hugh! I have got a few more of these which will be making an appearance!
All before Wednesday, when the spirits go back to sleep, Judy?
Oh yes, I will let them rest on Wednesday, Hugh 🙂
Haha, a werewolf called June? And I thought I was strange…. 😉
Ha! I prefer ‘eccentric’ if you don’t mind!!! ?
Very witty Judy and love it. Especially the June werewolf. Cracking name 🙂
Thanks Gary, Just a bit of silly Halloween fun 🙂
That’s what its all about surely 🙂
Definitely, as far as I am concerned 🙂
Well, this just put a smile on my face!
I am glad they made you smile, Terri. 🙂 I just had to fish you out of my Spam folder!!
I love limericks, Judy. Brilliant.
Thanks Robbie, they are such fun to write, aren’t they? 🙂
Fun limericks. I especially like the werewolf one. Poor thing. ? ? 🙂
HA! I know, poor out of tune June! 🙂
Loving this – shared link on my reg feature Monday Magic – this week Inspiring posts for Halloween! Claire
Thanks so much Claire, that is a lovely surprise. I am so glad that you like them 🙂
You are most welcome, Judy x
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Judy E Martin
Hello, and thanks for stopping by. I am Judy, in my (very) early fifties and decided that life definitely gets more interesting as it goes on! I am a wife and a mum and have just finished University as a Registered Nurse, after having worked as an Associate Practitioner in the NHS. I am also a poet and the author of my debut book, 'Rhymes of the Times.' I love to laugh, and I love rhyming words too, so I joined the two together, and my book was born. I am currently working on another book in the series also. I am a prolific blogger and enjoy writing funny stories, anecdotes, and anything really that takes my fancy.
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