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The Last Two Halloween Limericks, A Skeleton and The Grim Reaper — October 31, 2017

The Last Two Halloween Limericks, A Skeleton and The Grim Reaper

I know I said I wouldn’t write any more but these have gone down so well, I just had to write another two, especially as it is Halloween today! These are about a skeleton and the Grim Reaper. You can check out the others, here, here and here if you missed them!

 

Kelly the Skelly was depressed

She’d lost some of the ribs in her chest

She moaned and she groaned

a stray dog stole her bones

And now she wasn’t looking her best.

 

The Grim Reaper’s scythe once so trusty

Had suddenly become very rusty

He couldn’t reap many souls

With a blade full of holes

And the edges all jagged and crusty!

I Can’t Stop With the #Halloween Limericks, a Zombie and a Mummy — October 30, 2017

I Can’t Stop With the #Halloween Limericks, a Zombie and a Mummy

I have been having so much fun in writing these little Halloween Limericks that I have a couple more here!

There was a young zombie called Zed

Who was sick of the life that he led

It  was no longer a treat

To feast on raw meat

So now he’s turned veggie instead!

 

A mummy as clumsy as could be

Kept hurting herself endlessly

Then she discovered

If her eyes were uncovered

She was actually able to see!

 

That is it with the limericks for now! You can check out the others here and here

 

Some More Halloween Limericks, A Vampire and a Ghost — October 29, 2017

Some More Halloween Limericks, A Vampire and a Ghost

Another bit of silliness for you,

 

There was an old vampire named Vlad

Who’s blood sucking fangs had gone bad

He used to be ruthless

But now he is toothless

And that makes him feel rather sad!

 

A ghost was stricken with fright

Whenever day turned to night

He found it quite daunting

When it was time to go haunting

He’d much rather stay out of sight!

If you enjoyed these then check out some more from yesterday, here

A Couple of Halloween Limericks, a Witch and a WereWolf — October 28, 2017

A Couple of Halloween Limericks, a Witch and a WereWolf

 

A Warty old witch would feel  sick

Whenever she rode her broomstick

The twisting and turning

Made her stomach start churning

So she made sure her journey was quick!

 

There was an old werewolf called June

Who could not carry a tune

She was croaky and hoarse

Which affected of course

Her performance when she howled at the moon!

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