I just had to share this little story with you. At work this morning I was introduced to another new patient that had come to the ward yesterday whilst I was on a day off. She is a lovely, smiley lady but is in quite a bit of pain, not only from a painful hip but also a chronic itchy skin condition that covered her whole body.
Anyway, once I had washed her and slathered her in cream, it was time to get her up to sit out on her chair for a while. I had got her nightie on no problem whilst she was in bed and her knickers half on. I decided I would pull them up when she stood up as it was easier.
She eventually managed to stand up and I fussed around her, straightening her nightie and pulling up her pants. I asked her if she was ready to walk to the chair now with her frame; she looked up at me, smiled and said,
“You have tucked my tits in my knickers, love, they droop a bit as you get older! “
Haha… she is sweet. How should you know? Cute.
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I know, Bless her! 🙂
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😀
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Omg I couldn’t have done anything else but roll about the floor. Just as I’m doing now. Thankyou Judy you’ve just brightened my day😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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It made me laugh as well 🙂
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haha! She has a wonderful sense of humor. 😀
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Yes she does, Bless her! 🙂
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Oh, no, I was hoping that kind of thing only happened in cartoons 🙂
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Ha! Unfortunately not! 🙂
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The future awaits us all 🙂
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Yes, God help us! 🙂
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God and a good bra 🙂
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Oh yes!
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🙂
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Oops, at least she was a good sport about it.
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Yes she had a good laugh about it!
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Oh God love her!! 😊
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I know 🙂
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Awh! Bless! Hope you both had a laugh! 🙂
It reminds me of when I gave my Mum a Foot Bath as she could no longer reach down to wash her feet. I told her to turn on the foot massage switch when she soaked her feet in the hope it would improve her circulation, as well as feeling nice and relaxing. When I next went to see her she told me “I use that vibrator you gave me every day!” i hope she didn’t tell her friends that I had given her a vibrator! 🙂
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Ha HaHA! Oh how funny! I bet her friends would have been jealous if she had! 🙂
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Thank you for the giggle!
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It was funny, 🙂
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Children and seniors. They will say almost anything. Thanks for the laugh.
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I know, she thought it hilarious! 🙂
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indeed they do! Thanks for a good chuckle this morning as I start my day.
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You are welcome. We both laughed about it 🙂
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Thanks for the laugh, Judy. Priceless! 🙂
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We laughed about it too! 🙂
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Omaword! 😛 HAHA! Perhaps we should all schedule breast reductions at a certain age…?
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Well it beats the alternative! 🙂
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Ha ha Edwina, what a hilarious story and I love the cartoon image, first belly laugh all week
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Glad it made you laugh Cat! We both laughed about it this morning although I did feel a bit bad for her!
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Don’t feel bad, you’ll be tucking them in your knickers one day, not her boobs, yours!
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Well trust you to make me feel better! Best I get some low slung knickers then to prolong the inevitable!
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Oh the joys for Mr Grumpy to look forward to. Are you not feeling good?
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Oh good heavens. I laughed out loud reading this!
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Bless her, she just came straight out with it! 🙂
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Oh my! I see she’s very direct as well!
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Yes, she certainly shocked me! 🙂
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Hilarious, and an even better story because despite her pain she was good-natured and witty! 🙂
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Yes, it gave us both a laugh! 🙂
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This was hilarious. Love the cartoon too.
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Yes. We can have a good laugh….for now! 🙂
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Oh Gawd. I see my fate before me – I will be that cartoon
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You and me both! 🙂
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LOL… My old aunt used to warn me that one day I’d have to throw them over my shoulder to wash my tummy
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She was right unfortunately!
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Hello, and thanks for stopping by. I am Judy, in my (very) early fifties and decided that life definitely gets more interesting as it goes on! I am a wife and a mum and have just finished University as a Registered Nurse, after having worked as an Associate Practitioner in the NHS. I am also a poet and the author of my debut book, 'Rhymes of the Times.' I love to laugh, and I love rhyming words too, so I joined the two together, and my book was born. I am currently working on another book in the series also. I am a prolific blogger and enjoy writing funny stories, anecdotes, and anything really that takes my fancy.
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