I decided to repost some of the #Sillysaturday posts that I did with Sandra to this blog in case you missed them on my Edwina’s Episodes blog that is no more 😦
I have teamed up again with the talented Sandra (or Daffy as I like to call her), from Wild Daffodil to bring you another bit of silliness this Saturday. Sandra is incredibly artistic and creative, and I just love the images she has created out of shells, stones and flowers.
One of the nicest things about Sandra’s blog is that you never know what she is going to get up to next, from beach art to knitted wigs, and mandalas to making spirals in her garden.
Here is our little story for this week about a Pole Dancer, but this version is a little raunchier.
The feel of the pole between my thighs
Is rather a pleasant surprise
It doesn’t feel daft
Sliding around on the shaft
You can tell by the look in my eyes.
My customers, I just aim to please
As I twirl and perform a striptease
I am truly delighted
To get you excited
Your desires I long to appease
To make me feel like a star
Stuff a wad of cash in my bra
Have a grope of my nips
As you leave me some tips
And buy me a drink at the bar!
Lovely to see Maggie strutting her stuff again! 😉
She deserved another airing! 🙂
I just love your Silly Saturday limericks sis! ?
Thanks Sis. hopefully, we will do some more next year! 🙂
I hope so!
Definitely a little raunchier!!
Oh yes, I do love a bit of raunch!! 🙂
I know, sis, I know ??
Love it still ??
Thanks, Willow 🙂
Just love these 🙂
Thank you, I hope there will be more to come 🙂
He he, Judy, I enjoyed it just as much the second time around.
HA! That Maggie is a saucy girl! 🙂
Yes, this is also one of my favourite of your poems in this series.
It seems to me that the cheekiest ones are the most popular! Normally I try and rein myself in but sometimes I can’t help myself! 🙂
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Hello, and thanks for stopping by. I am Judy, in my (very) early fifties and decided that life definitely gets more interesting as it goes on! I am a wife and a mum and have just finished University as a Registered Nurse, after having worked as an Associate Practitioner in the NHS. I am also a poet and the author of my debut book, 'Rhymes of the Times.' I love to laugh, and I love rhyming words too, so I joined the two together, and my book was born. I am currently working on another book in the series also. I am a prolific blogger and enjoy writing funny stories, anecdotes, and anything really that takes my fancy.
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