I am sorry to report that not quite two weeks into my new job, and only a week out on the road, I have had my first injury! Now as many of you know, I am pretty clumsy and am banging into things so often that it is almost an everyday event, not worthy of a mention.
However, yesterday morning I was to meet up with one of my senior colleagues in order to spend the day with her. As she was coming from a different direction, I was actually meeting her at the patient’s house about 10 miles away just after 8 am.
Of course, I love to be punctual (if not too bloody early) for everything, and had decided that once I had consulted Mr Sat Nav to see how long it was going to take me, and taken in the fact that it was pouring with rain, plus factored in the possibility of rush hour traffic that I should leave at 7.20.
Needless to say, I got there way too early at (7.45), but I spent the time productively loitering in my car catching up with the comments on my blog! I have a squeegee in the car for when the windows get steamed up, which I had used in order to see out of the windows when it got near the time to meet my colleague.
I chucked it into the little compartment just under the steering wheel and went to get out of the car. As it is a lot smaller than my previous yellow car, the squeegee was sticking out and dug right into my knee scraping off the top layer of skin in the process. Had I been on my own I would have uttered a few choice words and hopped around for a bit clutching my knee, but I wanted to try to look professional.
I plastered a smile (or rather a grimace) on my face as I greeted my colleague but was in such pain with the knee that I hobbled over to her, limping lopsidedly. Noticing her alarmed expression I mentioned that I had bumped my knee and laughed it off! I added as a little extra that I was ‘a bit clumsy’ which I immediately regretted as we were administering insulin to the patient! She must have been thanking her lucky stars that I wasn’t coming at her with a needle!
Ouch, Judy! I think that my grandma’s whiskey therapy is in order tonight.
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That would knock me out so I would feel no pain! 🙂
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Ouch, ouch! Sorry. Such scrapes can smart.
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Yes, it is still pretty tender! 🙂
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Awww, no Judy. Kisses for the boo boo. But you make it sound so funny! Are you un-limping yet?
Melinda
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Thanks for the kisses. I have stopped limping now but it is still sore and as we spend some of our time dressing wounds on our knees, it is a little painful! 🙂
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Welcome. Yay for the not limping part. Ouch for the kneeling part. Maybe you could bring a gardening cushion for a few days????
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Luckily I am off this week as the kids are on their half-term school hols 🙂
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Woo hoo! I’m so hoping your knee is all better next week!!
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Yes, it should be fine by then 🙂
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Ouch Judy!!! What are we going to do with you??!! I think you need bubble wrap too, like me!!! ☺
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We are a walking bloody disaster area us two!
Hope you are feeling ok today sis x
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Hey sis. Every day gets a little easier, you know how it is. Just one day left til half term too!
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Yes, I am looking forward to having next week off as well actually 🙂
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Aw good for you!!! You need to chill too! Is Miss Happ off too? ☺
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Yes, so not too much chilling will be going on!!! Still it gives me a bit of time to digest some of the stuff that I have learned and get my head round it, I can also catch up with my blog! 🙂
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Yes, I am looking forward to having next week off as well actually 🙂 I am glad it is getting a little easier for you
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It has to, doesn’t it? Get easier…
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It will eventually, and then you will think of them with happiness rather than sadness 🙂
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That’s the best way, isn’t it? I’m glad I didn’t see them in hospital..my memories show lively people, not someone laying unconscious…
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That is an advantage Ritu as you can remember them as they were in better times. It can be even more upsetting seeing loved ones when they are near the end of their lives, as they are not who you remember at all.
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Yes, I’ve had that experience too… I know which I prefer, definitely xx
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Oh Judy! You, Ritu, and I…… I hope it hurts not too bad anymore! The knee is one of the most painful areas most of all because you move it all the time…. whom do I tell this… lol
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Ha! Ha! We are a bunch of klutzes! 🙂
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Totally, Judy!!! We have to use plastic forks and knives for our brunch… lol
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Oh yes, we cannot be trusted with anything else! 🙂
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Thank God, you know how to deal with injuries..haha!
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Yes. lucky for me! 🙂
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I’m not laughing, really 🙂
You’re not alone in car mishaps. I’ve hit myself in the head with my own car door. How is that even possible? Years ago, I slid the window closed on my hair! We won’t even talk about the time I backed out of the garage when the garage door was still closed 🙂
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Ouch! So sorry, Edwina. Am quite sure you’re just getting all this bad stuff out of the way early on…….I really hope you feel better soon!
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Thank you. My knee is feeling ok today so far! 🙂
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Oh no! At least you made a go of laughing it off! I’d still trust you with a needle, too. 🙂
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Thanks Karen, the poor patients are blissfully unaware of my clumsiness, which is just as well! 🙂
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Careful you don’t get the nickname Nurse Hopalong… hope it is better now and that the squeegee has been given a stern talking to.. hugs
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That squeegee has been banished to the passenger side of the car in disgrace! They used to call me Calamity Jane at the hospital, so far I have not heard what they call me here! 🙂
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Ah well something to look forward to!! X
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I’m sorry for your owie!
This reads a bit like a scary story — imagine telling it from the patient’s view, but with the needle! LOL
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Ha Ha Poor buggers, it would be terrifying! 🙂
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Ouch! I know that this is an aside but I love those minutes catching up on social media when I arrive somewhere early!
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Yes, there is that added advantage and I was quite happy. 🙂
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Good on you for staying brave!
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Thanks Sandra. Well I almost pulled off the bravery, but the hobbling spoilt it a bit! 🙂
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You should have pretended to be a pirate…
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Ha Ha! 🙂
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Not sure though how that would have been received either… Hehehehe…(harharharrrrr)
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Ow. This reminds me of my visit to the clinic three days ago to get a flu shot. As the needle pierced my skin, the nurse giving me the shot went on to tell me the horrible reaction SHE got to the flu shot, including swollen arm and a visit to the ER. I kinda wished I had another nurse…
But you? I’d let you give me a shot anytime. Really. Well, not any time, but if in dire need, then, yes. 🙂
Hope the knee is better.
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Ha Ha! Thanks so much for sharing your story. I bet you were thrilled you got that nurse! She sounds even worse than me 🙂 The knee is pretty colours at the moment as the bruising has come out! I am not hobbling though, so that is something :-0
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Are you, me?
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Ha HA! We are cut from the same cloth 🙂
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It must’ve hurt – and the fact that you had work to do after getting mauled by that horrible squeegee. Beat it black and blue (provided it’s not already in one of those colors) and take care of the knee.
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Thanks for your sympathy! It is already blue, and I rather fear that I would come off worse in a fight!
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Then don’t. Keep a safe distance and call the police. They’ll take it away and lock it up for good.
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Nothing less than it deserves. It is a hooligan! 🙂
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Perhaps they’ll hang it.
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They might indeed! 🙂
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Good good. The squeegee gets squeeged. Justice served. How’s the knee doing now?
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Very bruised and bumpy but it is bearing up thanks! 🙂
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Good. Keep up the healing.
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Thank you 🙂
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Ouch sweetheart! Hope you are on the mend!
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Thanks Raphaela 🙂
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Be more blinking careful Judy that’s 2 of you that need bubble wrap
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I know, we make a right pair, me and Ritu 🙂
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Don’t you it’s a good thing your a nurse😉
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Ha Ha!
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