I have managed to stick with the prompts so far for Linda’s Just Jot It January challenge. Today’s however, is rather tricky as I do not have a dachshund, nor have I ever even met one!
Hmmm, I know, I will write a haiku about one!
Short legs, long body
Skilled in the art of hunting
Looks like a sausage!

Funny and truly tricky prompt but well done, Judy 🙂
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Thanks Erika 🙂
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Ha!ha!Love it. When in doubt Haiku! Not a bad rule for lots of situations!
I’ve known a few sausage dogs, some nice and some quite vicious and neurotic!It worries me what human selective breeding does to animals. Cute to look at though.
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Yes, they do certainly look cute. Thank goodness for the good old haiku which got me out of this tricky one! 🙂
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Haha. Clever. Nice haiku!
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Thank you 🙂
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There’s a peculiar sophistication in the look of a dachshund. Very good haiku, Judy! Especially considering that you don’t have that type of dog.
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Thanks Rob. I confess to having to research it a little bit! 🙂
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I love what you did with this word, Judy. Bought a chuckle to me.
Toby often gets mistaken for a sausage dog. I don’t know why, other then it may have something to do with his short legs. Then again, I have short legs and I’ve never been called a sausage! 🙂
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HaHa! That gave me a chuckle Hugh! I was called ‘dumpling’ as a baby, but never sausage – my legs are quite short too!
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Ooo! I’ve been called ‘peachy’ before now, but I better not tell you why, especially on Judy’s blog. 🙂
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Ooooh don’t mind me Hugh, I want to know,
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Dumpling is cute Daffy 🙂
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HAHAHA! I have also got short little legs too! Poor Toby, he must not like that very much! I think us shorties should stand up and be counted (not that anyone would notice us)! 🙂
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Ha! Yes you are so right – especially as I am now over 60 and have largely become invisible – I quite like it!
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It must have its advantages 🙂
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Exactly! I was once standing up waiting for my Manager’s Boss to come into the room. My boss said “Stand up, Hugh!”
“I am” I said, “I am.” We both burst out laughing at the wrong time.
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HaHA! Oh no, how embarrassing! Funny tough, I would have loved to have been there 🙂
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Well it because…My gosh, its that the time? Bye!
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You are a tease Hugh! Well I shall be checking it out at the Blogger’s Bash now! 🙂
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Peachy – Hmm, i think I can guess!
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Me too!
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This is fantsstic Judy! ☺
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Thanks Ritu. I didn’t know what else to do with that prompt! 🙂
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Ok, so I know I’m on a break, but comments have to be answered… And I shall be doing the challenges… I can’t keep away totally!!!
You did great though!!
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Thank you. I am glad that you are not keeping away completely 🙂
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Hi Judy, I’m laughing now, I just remember that when my brother always wished for a sausage dog 🙂
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They look pretty cute don’t they 🙂
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Now that’s a brilliant use of the prompt. I love haiku 🙂
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Thank you, I love haiku too, and it came in very handy for that prompt! 🙂
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🙂
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and you nailed it! Awesome!
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Thank you 🙂
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Love this…. Looks like a sausage!! ❤
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WEll, I had to get the ‘sausage’ bit in somehow!:-)
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🙂
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Hahaha! Well done!
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Thanks Linda. One can always rely on a haiku! 🙂
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Exactly. 😀
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