Today’s prompt for Linda’s Just Jot it January is ‘clumsy’ which, as you might have guessed, I suggested! It really was the first thing that came to mind.
Being clumsy ever since I can remember, doesn’t make it any easier to deal with, although I now just try and laugh it off. The more nervous I get, though, the clumsier I become, so meeting people for the first time or being in stressful situations can make me worse.
I remember years ago, staying at a boyfriend’s house for the weekend and meeting his family. The mother was very house proud and welcoming, so of course, I ended up knocking my coffee all over the carpet! His sisters rallied around, cleaning it up before I had chance to move, probably limiting any more damage that I might do. I was mortified.
Another time I remember was when I was being watched carrying out an aseptic procedure to be signed off by a senior nurse. That in itself made me nervous, but I had set everything out on the trolley, created my sterile field, and as I popped a bandage out of the wrapper, careful not to touch it, I squirmed when it caught the edge of the trolley and rolled onto the dirty floor! The stern glare from the Sister didn’t help my nerves either!
I could go on and on giving examples as there are so many, unfortunately, but I am sure you get the picture. Still, it has in the past, got me out of drying up the dishes!
Oh this was an ideal prompt for you sis!!! Lol!!!
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Haha…. agree! 😃
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Lol!!
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I know! 🙂
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Dod I eker toll you I tas clucsy on my prone?😃😃
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Very clever ERika! I love it! I am also clumsy on my phone 🙂
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✋✋ 😄
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Great idea!
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Thank you 🙂
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Hi I nominated you for the versatile blog award if you want to take part in it you can see my post for the rules. If not, pass it to someone else maybe….thanks and congrats
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Thank you so much for thinking of me, Annette. 🙂
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Love your blog! No problem at all. Some I am finding do not take part in these. I am glad you are.
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Actually, I am an award free blog, but I wanted to thank you for the fact that you thought of me, I am very flattered.
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No problem I totally understand and sorry for not noticing that.
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That’s ok Annette. 🙂
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Love it, Judy. Just be yourself. ☺ 💕
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Thanks Van 🙂
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We all have our foibles, and at least yours gets you out of doing the dishes!! I’m a bit accident prone, tripping seems to be my forte but luckily haven’t done any damage recently to myself or others! Apart from nearly squishing a fellow worker between the stock room clothes racks in John Lewis…. less said… I am a bit of a dreamer…
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There is nothing wrong with being a dreamer Marje. I am sure it must help tremendously with being a writer! 🙂
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Yep, that’s true, my imagination does get a bit carried away with itself sometimes……
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Don’t be so hard on yourself. I know that nerves makes us all clumsy at one time or another. 😀 ❤
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Yes, although with me it seems to be more often than not! 🙂
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Keep smiling ’cause it makes everything better. 😀 😀 😀
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It does indeed Tess. 🙂
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Oh us clumsy folk get a bad rep. We just have flare to everything we do 🙂
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We do indeed!
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That last bit works for me as well. There are assorted delicate tasks The Mister performs because he knows if I do them, calamity will ensue!
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There are some positives to being clumsy! 🙂
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On balance then not wiping the pots makes you a winner in my book.Stay clumsy.
xxx Massive Hugs xxx
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Definitely David. Nobody wants me touching their posh tableware! 🙂
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Yep me too Judy. Countless disasters from slicing my hand with a carving knife while trying to take the net off a Christmas tree to catching my testicles in the kitchen drawer
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I once worked in an office with an Italian guy who tapped himself in a drawer. He screamed so loudly we all rushed to help. He swatted us all away and actually thumped one guy who tried to help him, knocking him to the floor. On the way down the poor man cracked his head on a desk and fell unconscious. One of the women watching started with a nose bleed; the blood made another woman feel faint and we had to find her a chair. Meanwhile the Italian guy was still screaming. Motto ever since – never help a man with his testicles trapped!1 Jx
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All this is lost because the Italian guy ‘tapped’ himself instead of ‘trapping’ himself. Lol
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Ha HA! Oh, what a catalogue of disasters! I am not surprised you want to steer clear of men who have trapped their nuts in a drawer!! 🙂
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Blimey, the ultimate expression of the domino effect. My little testicular tweaking was nothing to that !
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I did laugh at this though, hilarious! 🙂
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Oooh, Geoff you don’t do things by halves. Sounds really painful!
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Ah yes. Bruises throughout my person. Nowhere has remained unscathed.
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So it seems! 🙂
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I could have written this post. Very well done, Judy!
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Ha HA! I am glad there are other clumsy people around! 🙂
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It’s good you can laugh at yourself, Judy, because in the grand scheme of things it’s not such a bad thing being clumsy. Our idiotic moments, make us human. I got my arm stuck in the slatted back of a chair at a restaurant (recently) and couldn’t get unstuck.It was quite a spectacle!
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Ha HAHA! Oh. Diana I bet that was a spectacle indeed. 🙂
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I enjoyed the humour in this, Judy!
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Thanks, Lori 🙂
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you are most welcome, Judy 🙂
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