I have just about managed to get my entry in on time for the Blogger’s Bash Competition with the theme of ‘Royalty.’ I hope you enjoy this bit of silliness.
Charlie was hosting a party for the wedding of Harry, his son
“To hell with stuffy formalities, I want this party to be fun!
A rollicking frolicking, knees up, chance to let down one’s heir for a while
I will show that young Meghan Markle, we royals can party with style.
Now, what about the guest list? I’d better invite Mum and Dad
Anne and Eddie and of course Randy Andy, he still thinks that he’s Jack the Lad
And who can forget Camilla? My beloved trouble and strife
She loves a bop and a booze up, and a sneaky cig does my wife.
Kate and Wills will be desperate, to leave the kiddies at home
Wills can show off his ‘Dad Dancing’, so unbecoming for an heir to the throne!
Mike and Zara are bound to be up or it, Eugenie and Beatrice of course too,
Best I don’t invite Fergie, I can’t have her spoiling our do!
My Harry loves a good shindig, being a bit of a lad in his youth
Splashed all over the tabloids, drunken and acting uncouth.
Mind you, Dad is really no better, with the off-colour jokes that he makes
He dishes out plenty of insults, along with his many handshakes!
I need to choose some good music to make the party go with a swing
I hope they haven’t invited those Spice Girls, there’s only one of them that can sing!
There seems so much more to that Meghan, although she appears very nice
She is no shrinking violet, and has been around the block once or twice!
As long as they are both happy, which they seem to affirm
Then as Harry’s proud father, I will welcome her into ‘The Firm! ‘
Oh this is brilliant sis!!!!
Thanks, Sis. I nearly missed the deadline!
Love this sis 💜💜 I wish you good luck in the copetcompet.😉💜💜💜
Thanks, Sis!! 💖💖
Brilliant ,Judy. Love it! ♥
Thanks, Al! 🙂
Fantastic! You had me smiling from the first word… “Charlie” LOL!
I am glad you enjoyed it, Aimer. It was such fun to write. 🙂
That really is brilliant! Worthy of a Radio 4 comedy slot.
Thank you, Daffy, that is really kind of you to say. xxx
Oh, that’s sweet and lovely, sis! What a great take!!
Thanks so much, Sis 🙂
So funny, Judy!!
I am glad that you enjoyed it Melinda. I love the royals but there was plenty of ammunition on all of them for me to use 🙂
Oh yeah! lol
Very amusing. Hopefully you’ll get an invite of your own.
Wouldn’t that be fun! 🙂
Well done, Judy. You’ve come up with a piece of brilliance here . It should certainly go into your next poetry collection.
Good luck in the competition.
Thanks so much, Hugh for that wonderful compliment. I really must get started on that collection…. 🙂
I must do the same with my next short story collection, Judy. It’s just finding the time…😀
I hope you don’t take too long, Hugh! 🙂
Fabulous Judy. A really amusing and fun entry. I also entered at the 12th hour.
It was challenge I really wanted to have a go at and I am please I managed to get it done on time. I look forward to reading your entry too. Robbie. Good luck 🙂
Thank you, Judy. Are you going to the bash this year?
No sadly, but I will be following it on Twitter if I can . 🙂
Poor Fergie haha. Nice job Judy.
I know, and I didn’t even mention the toe-sucking! 🤢 Glad you enjoyed it, Hayley! 🙂
Enjoyed that Judy ! Good luck!
Thanks, Gloria 🙂
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